varoon

he is literally the funniest person you will ever meet. he is hilarious. most conversations won't make any sense, but they will still be the best conversations you have had all day. you can tell him anything. he is very trustworthy. he is hilarious and so much fun to talk to.

"he's such a VAROON, we always have the best conversations."

by swaggier then you May 23, 2016

VARANOS

1. Overweight racoon of british descent
2. discriptive word for someone who has absolutely no talent at "day of defeat" the popular half-life mod

1. "oh theres a varanos in my garbage"
2. "aww you are soo varanos at dod, man"

by Dreadus November 5, 2003

satin varnished dawn

The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.

He woke up to a satin varnished dawn, sexual abstinence has taken its toll on him.

by duckshe March 7, 2017

varin

Varin is a awesome person. Usually a guy. With darker hair. He is very smart, loving, and he loves sports. Usually has freckles. Always puts a smile on your face. Likes relationships. All the teachers and students like him. Keeps his promises. Likes animals. Likes a little bit of attention. And has lots of friends at school. He is quite popular. And all the girls like him.

Varin is so awesome. I wish he wasn't taken...

by Can't tell you... February 2, 2017

Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

by BigJustice April 16, 2009

Valonigga

niggas who play the shooter game Valorant

person 1 - "lmao these people are valoniggas"
person 2 - "lol valorant cocksuckers"

by cockswing April 8, 2021

varenya

really freaking cool person. she is extremely underrated. she always laughs in serious situations. down to earth personality. always down for any fun or anything extreme. she is kind and sensitive but not at the same time. dont get on her bad side. anyway, she is a lifelong friend and will be your biggest supporter if you do what’s good. very loyal. 100/10 recommend.

“wow I like her, she must be a varenya!”
“yes, she is”

by coolcoolperson November 26, 2020