Valhalla Kisses

Valhalla kisses
A colloquial term referring to the act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while one partner is positioned sitting on the other partner’s face. The name humorously exaggerates the intensity of the experience by implying that engaging in it would cause one to “die” and go directly to Valhalla, the hall of fallen warriors in Norse mythology. The expression is therefore metaphorical, using hyperbole to suggest extreme pleasure rather than literal death.

Tonight, it will be you, me and a lot of Valhlla Kisses.

Or
I need some Valhalla Kisses.
Or

"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"

Or

The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!

by ProfessorKeyser March 2, 2026

Valhalla Kisses

A colloquial term referring to the act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while one partner is positioned sitting on the other partner’s face. The name humorously exaggerates the intensity of the experience by implying that engaging in it would cause one to “die” and go directly to Valhalla, the hall of fallen warriors in Norse mythology. The expression is therefore metaphorical, using hyperbole to suggest extreme pleasure rather than literal death.

Tonight, it will be you, me and a lot of Valhlla Kisses.

Or
I need some Valhalla Kisses.
Or

"Your Valhalla Kisses is to die for, over and over again"

Or

The taste of you the Valhalle Kisses way!

by ProfessorKeyser March 3, 2026

White Girl Valhalla

(n.)The place women go when they die in a horrific, stupid but horny way.

You hear about the Instagram supermodel hitting a lightpole while flashing her tits out the window of a car? (Yes, this actually happened.)

Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.

by theonewhoflops December 2, 2023