vadger

An older female that is very tenacious and aggressive (like a badger) when going after young men in a bar setting . These females define themselves as a "cougar", but their age and looks do not tell the same story.

Guy1: "Man... at the bar last night, I could not get rid of this old lady that kept badgering me...."
Guy2: "Was she hot?"
Guy1: "Nope, she was a VADGER!!"

by JDubb25 February 14, 2010

VANGER

V-ANGER
Derived from Vampire-Banger
someone who is obsessed with fucking vampires or just vampires in general.

Dude Nikki wont stop going on about edward, i think shes a vanger

by VANGER4LIFE June 19, 2010

Vaggeterian

When your diet only consist of Vagina.

Ed said to Matt, "Dude,That woman with a strong lumber-jack look is a Vaggeterian, so don't even try".

by vonazik March 23, 2010

vaguerant

adjective: Unclear status messages, updates or comments written for the sole purpose of attracting the pity, support, and/or attention of others. Also see: vaguerancy.

Vaguerant comments include:

punctuation-only status messages ("!!!", "???", and ellipses), acronym-only status messages ("OMG", "WTF"),

and any other incomplete, unclear, incendiary or melancholic phrases that would require someone else to a. ask several follow-up questions in order to extract meaning or b. defend or clarify a point c. express sympathy.

by SingletonGlo12.08.10 December 9, 2010

vagerific

something so terrific it can compare to a pussy

man emilyanne last night was vagerific

by fucking sweaty shit sacs September 23, 2011

Vager

The Dutch word for 'vague'.

"The clues in this mystery are pretty vager"

by DreamCasted April 3, 2021

vadger

/vædʒər/ A play on the word "badger." A girl or woman who is a condescending, uptight bitch for no apparent reason. This word is probably misogynistic.

What a fucking vadger! All I asked for was an extra napkin...

by SS. RR. January 26, 2009