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twittour

Log of each and every update of tour/ trip on twitter.
I just checked twittour of your Hawaii trip, you must have had great time there.
by ninpar August 9, 2010
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chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)
I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.
by Schlomo McSweenie May 18, 2006
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titmonger

"He's a titfreak!"
"He's a complete titmonger!"
by alxuk.top May 13, 2005
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titmouse

A titmouse is a very small insectivorous bird that come from the family Paridae and are only found in the northen hemisphere and Africa.
 
The name titmouse is attested from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison) and tit, denoting something small. The spelling was influenced by mouse in the 16th century.
"What the hell is that on my window ledge?"
"Don't worry dude, chill, its just a titmouse."
by Matt[O] September 24, 2005
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twistmoney

A faggot who chokes on dick and takes it up the ass every single day
twistmoney realizes that the Cowgirls suck and that Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive
by LilWayneFan June 18, 2008
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Titmole

Something unwanted in an otherwise desirable situation.
Awesome! I won a free CD, but the titmole about it is that it's Ashlee Simpson.
by mrfunkydoodle May 2, 2008
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Twiemo

(Pronounced "Twee-mo") Is a fusion of the words TWINK and EMO.

A Twiemo is a young, effeminate, emo, male of the homosexual persuasion, usually the "bottom" or “bitch” in an alternative homosexual relationship...unless you have 2 Twiemo's in a relationship together, but that would just be silly!!!

Your typical Twiemo has their hair styled after Mike Score, singer and keyboardist of the 80’s British pop band “A Flock Of Seagulls”. It usually covers at least one eye in aim to prevent seeing the harsh reality of the outside world.

A Twiemo also can be recognised by their many piercings, tight black jeans, studded belt and converse shoes. All of which your typical Twiemo would never leave the house without.

The most common pieces of clothing worn by a Twiemo is their “Sex Pistols” Tshirt, because Sid Vicious really speaks to their soul. Even though they have never heard a single Pistols…*cough* “song”.

Most Twiemo’s are well known for their high moral standings on drugs & alcohol, emotionless facial…”expressions” and their ability to take it up the bum.
If your favorite bands are Evanescence & Linkin Park you are probably a Twiemo...and a total douche.
by Ziggie Zertophf July 9, 2010
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