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tweeter crush

1. Often stalking someone on Twitter who you wouldn't normally interact with.

2. Keeping track of someone's life through Twitter.

3. Watching strangers' lives through Twitter unfold, though you have no real life connection with them.
She is constantly checking for his updates, what a tweeter crush.

I don't really know him, but I have a tweeter crush on him. His tweets are so great!
by DancingInCirlces December 2, 2010
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tweeter stick

-"Man I have a huge tweeter stick!",said chace
by CHACE MCBRIDE May 24, 2008
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Tweeter Molyneux

1:/ A person who uses social networks to inflate their perceived knowledge to a far greater state than their actual accomplishments.

1a:/ A person who tweets with such volume about a single topic that no one can discern information from hype.
ZOMG! News Flash!

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Really asshat? Who are you, Tweeter Molyneux?
by tehlurker May 21, 2011
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tweeter twatter

A word used by elderly people to disguise a word that would be used for weird couples. Like a blonde girl (whos hair is not a natural blone... more like a poopy color) or a funky short but not too short hair that can be blonde or brown. The male may look funny or look like an animal such as the duck and the female might look for dead birds in the sky. They are the same age or at least are in the same grade and some teachers might know that one likes the other because friends might like to tell teachers and creep them out.
Meghan has a huge stalker crush on Ryder and he has a duckface........... QUACK!!! These two kids are a tweeter twatter
by MARIE V. November 15, 2011
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Tweeter legs

This game is so tweeter legs
by Tweeter legs real October 24, 2023
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Tweeter Twacker

Tweeter twacking-To twack ones tweeter is a word with multiple meanings and also can be used in a quote humerus approach. It can be drug related, sexually related, or Ofcourse In a generally speaking approach. When you have the orgasm of a life time, your partner or significant other twacked your tweeter. When you’ve been up for several days on some form of stimulant. You my friend are a tweeter twacking. If you ate a good meal at a restaurant it twacked your tweeter. If you know someone who is a complete imbecile, those are considered tweeter twackers. It’s a word that’s quite humorous with multiple meanings and can be used in multiple ways. Have a blessed day and stay tweeter twacking fellas. If you’re up for several days just make sure you don’t tweeter geek and peep out windows. Don’t ruin everyone else’s high because you’ve now went from tweeter twacker to a tweeter geeker.
Oh my god! My wife twacked my tweeter so hard last night when she gave her performed felatio on me.

Oh my god dude! This Tina that we just sniffed got me tweeter twacking for 13 days straight.

That guy that you see over there looks like a complete tweeter twacker because look how large his pupils are. The amount of jaw clenching he’s doing indicates that he’s been doing a lot of tweeter twacking the last couple of days.

That crack I smoked earlier today turned me into a complete tweeter twacker.
by Gdrake9719 January 23, 2025
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Jeter Tweeter

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.
OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.
by jredman April 19, 2017
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