Tactical Fisting

The act of fisting oneself in order to prepare one's vagina for childbirth.

Person 1: "That bitch is so loose I bet her kids would just fall out."
Person 2: "I'd rather that than the pain of childbirth!"
Person 3: "You should be doing a few tactical fisting sessions then, it will make the whole process much more pleasant."

by pornhelps September 6, 2011

Tractor lover

A kid from Yale Michigan goes by the nickname tractor lover. His dad Brad beats him in a closet.

That kid is a Tractor Lover.

by Fuckyalemichigan June 17, 2019

Tractor tipping

An activity taken place in the world of cars most notably seen in the first movie. It includes harassing the equivalent of cows in the real world.

Hey Lightning, want to go harass those sleeping tractors who have done nothing wrong to us whatsoever?

Or...

Hey Lightning, wanna go tractor tipping?”

by Dusty craphopper January 19, 2021

Ukrainian Tractor Pull

The act of stealing a main battle tank by towing it behind a standard farm tractor.

We can defend our homeland by organizing a Ukrainian Tractor Pull.

by NerdyShenanigans March 4, 2022

Tactically Drunk

The act of using the fact that you are, or appear to be drunk to your distinct advantage when trying to achieve personal gain. Usually it is a good idea to greatly overplay your drunk appearance because if you are sober enough to play the tactically drunk card you will appear to be too sober to perform the kinds of ridiculous acts commonly associated with being tactically drunk.

If, in a nightclub's seating area you happen to end up next to someone hot while they are trying to get with someone else you may make yourself appear to be very drunk in order to distract the guy/girl from your rival. These actions can be anything from falling on top of the couple in order to prevent them from hooking up or you could stand up and act as outrageous as possible to focus the attention on you. Works even better with an accomplice--twice the tactical drunkenness is twice as good!

You see a friend in a nightclub falling on top of a couple.

You: Dude what are you doing you've only had two drinks!

Friend: Shhhh! It's alright I'm being tactically drunk...I need to distract these two! Care to help?

You: Sure thing! (You then proceed to dance in a manner that really just can't be ignored while your friend does his own thing.)

by duderoony May 25, 2010

Tractor Pies

Clumps of hard-packed mud stuck to highways that were left there by tractors and other farm machinery.

My tires and shocks took a beating from all the tractor pies on the highway

by Cousin Merl October 21, 2010

tactile sex

Not quite oral, and not sex. Handjobs, fingering, or anything else dealing with hands.

What did you two do?
We just made out and had tactile sex.

by Coach Strokes December 4, 2010