3 definitions by Cousin Merl

Clumps of hard-packed mud stuck to highways that were left there by tractors and other farm machinery.

My tires and shocks took a beating from all the tractor pies on the highway

by Cousin Merl October 21, 2010

A sexual preference (of those not of East Asian descent) for those of East Asian descent. Used in the same context as Jungle Fever.

Chuck: Billy-Bob is crazy for the Asian chicks.

Merl: He's got the Rice Patty Fever

by Cousin Merl October 21, 2010

Racial slur: a native of Paraguay. Commonly used in central Canada to refer specifically to immigrants from Paraguay.

Geech: Hey Merl, I heard you got new neighbours!

Merl: Don't get so excited, they're Prugs.

by Cousin Merl November 05, 2010