Turnstilin'

When, during a very enjoyable night of drinking with your friends, one friend decides at the last minute to go home, for example by hanging back and not walk through the turnstile at a train stop after all the other members of the party have gone through on the way to the next bar, thus decreasing morale of group.

Pat: Sandeep, why are you going home early? We're so close to the next bar.
Sandeep: I'm just tired...
Pat: Sandeep, you turnstilin' son of a bitch!!!!

-Pat jumps over turnstile and pushes Sandeep through the turnstile, thereby negating his aforementioned turnstilin' behavior.

by Roi James August 10, 2019

Turnt Pussy

Smelly or foul odor in the down below. Pussy that went bad! Snatch that smells like bad fish.

"TP" for short or when you are around respectable people.

I was with this girl last night and now I'm not feeling so great. Man I think I ate some Turnt Pussy!

by Tracy Gonzalez December 26, 2019

Pre-turnt

When you get too "turnt up" or before the main portion of an event, and end up missing the whole main event due to being unconscious or too fucked up to remember anything.

John and I smoked a blunt and sipped on lean before the juicy j show, but John ended up getting pre-turnt before juicy j even came on stage. John missed the whole show.

I went to a New Years party but got pre turnt before midnight and woke up in the next year.

by AKRISONER May 18, 2013

Turntablist

1) one who has the ability to improvise on a phonograph turntable
2) "one who uses the turntable in the spirit of a musical instrument" (Dj Babu)
3) a musician; a hip-hop disc jockey who in a live/spontaeneous situation can manipulate or restructure an existing phonograph recording (in combination with an audio mixer) to produce or express a new composition that is unrecognizable from its original ingredients.

A turntablist speaks with his hands.

by DJ Conan December 4, 2003

turning japanese

Masterbation. Refers to the look that some men get on their face at the time of climax.

Guys sometimes turn japanese when they watch pornos.

by Chris Paladino March 19, 2003

bowl turning

Arbitrarily changing something in a way that does not improve it or detract from it.

Mary offered a bowl turning solution to the situation that did not inspire her shipmates.

by Lorenzo Colasante March 6, 2008

Dirty turnip

A name for the Australian five dollar note

Damn, all I have in my wallet is a dirty turnip, I've got to get rid of it. No one likes a dirty turnip!

by Sydneysider11 September 25, 2011