Trumplodyte

A cave dwelling ignorant fan of the perma tanned man from America.

Stop beating that poor Mexican with that very expensive stick ! You complete and utter trumplodyte .

by Baldegggeordie January 31, 2017

Trumplet Spawn

A hardcore Trump asskisser who has bumper stickers plastered all over their car, and basically any kind of merchandise available. They're ignorant creaturws who make America as racist as possible. They deny the fact that they are all europeans and that this land is Native Americans, not theirs. You can find them anywhere, Costco, 99 Cent Store, your mom's basement, etc.

"Hey! I just caught a Trumlet Spawn!"

"Make sure your Trumplet Spawn's skin is light enough!"

by ArtsyFur December 23, 2016

down the trumphole

A slang description of what seems like America’s mass hallucinogenic trip.

I have journeyed down the trumphole and I want to come out!

by Dr Bunnygirl February 21, 2019

Trumpelstiltskin

A person who takes babies from mothers as leverage.

The President said he was going to take all the babies from immigrant mothers unless someone could guess his name.

Then he went dancing around the White House lawn singing...

"Tonight tonight, my policies I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the babies I take. The immigrants will never win the game, for Trumpelstiltskin is my name."

The world heard his wicked song then screamed out "Trumpelstiltskin" and called his bluff.

by TheImageFlipper June 20, 2018

Trumpfluence

To influence people's opinions or decisions using alternative facts in order to gain selfish benefits.

Josh: Hey Bob! Can you help me in making a peanut butter jelly to eat?
Bob: No Josh. I can't. I have a very important work right now.
Josh: You know Bob! A true friend always chooses helping his friend over an important work.
Bob: Stop trying to trumpfluence me josh.

by kracha February 5, 2017

Trumple

That racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic or any combination of those uncle that you didn't want to see during the holidays.

Note: this can be interchanged for cousins, aunts, grandparents etc.

My trumple started a fight with me so I made a contribution in his name to the Southern Poverty Law Center.

by CaitiMI November 24, 2016

trumple

The act of presenting a prejudiced opinion with mindless swagger.

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Boy, that Mussolini knew how to trumple an opponent.

by gnostic3 July 30, 2016