When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.
by OrchardThief August 8, 2016
Get the Tennessee Trumpeter mug.Noun. A person who is afraid of admitting they are voting for Donald Trump in fear of various events happening, including but not limited to: being disowned; getting a divorce; breaking up with their significant other; and/or being murdered.
Matteo: Have you decided who you are voting for?
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.
Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.
Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.
by TheMissQueeny September 15, 2016
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An interpretation of opinion or intent (especially a black-or-white one) based on a vague, intermediate statement, or multiple contradictory statements. Named in honor of Donald Trump, who makes such statements frequently, and usually gains approval, and thus votes, from people who see their desired side of them.
Two different, commonly observed trumpterpretations:
"Donald Trump tweeted multiple times global warming is a hoax. Good on him for recognizing that! His support of coal and fracking will make America great again! He's earned my vote!"
"Donald Trump is pro-nuclear and wants to bring manufacturing back to America from China, so we can do it cleanly. He's the best candidate to pick if global warming concerns you! He was lying about not believing it anyway to attract votes from denialist republican voters anyway. He's a clever persuader! He's earned my vote!"
"Donald Trump tweeted multiple times global warming is a hoax. Good on him for recognizing that! His support of coal and fracking will make America great again! He's earned my vote!"
"Donald Trump is pro-nuclear and wants to bring manufacturing back to America from China, so we can do it cleanly. He's the best candidate to pick if global warming concerns you! He was lying about not believing it anyway to attract votes from denialist republican voters anyway. He's a clever persuader! He's earned my vote!"
by T-SpinTriple! June 9, 2016
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Get the Trumpster mug.A person that is a receptacle that gladly regurgitates the trash and bullshit expelled by Donald Trump.
Jim Bob is a Trumpster. The dumb ass actually blames all of America's problems on immigration and Obama instead of the Republican party and its inability to pass a job's bill.
by PFM01 September 19, 2016
Get the Trumpster mug.An exceptionally stupid person that is fond of/voted for the Raging Cheeto. Also a word for a fucking dumbass. Derived from the words "trump" and "dumpster" since the two are so alike.
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