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The turtle is peeking

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.
The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.
by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010
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Muddy Turtle

When ones male genitalia is coated in a thick creamy poop.
by Chowberski December 15, 2019
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Inverted Turtle

When an individual is performing oral sex on a male, they cup the balls in the palm of their hand and insert their middle finger into the bunghole. The term comes from the way the hand of the person administering it looks like a turtle that has been flipped over.
My girlfriend was sucking my dick and without any warning she gave me an Inverted Turtle. It felt so good I immediately busted a nut in her mouth.
by RJD/PVE April 16, 2020
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Jisoo turtle rabbit kim

Jisoo's English name
" Hi I'm Jisoo turtle rabbit kim''
- Kim Jisoo
by liapuppy January 6, 2021
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Title of your sex tape

Some people heard it from Brooklyn nine nine

Something that sounds weird and wrong in a sexual way
Person: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop?

Person 2: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop? Title of your sex tape.
by Goozery February 27, 2019
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scared turtle

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.
Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.
by Ohhhh Donny August 22, 2007
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turtled em

When a skier or snowboarder is hiking the boot pack or traversing a ski slope while wearing a backpack and the person behind them pushes the off into the deep snow.

I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.
Jason pushed that dude off the boot pack and turtled em into 3' feet of fresh pow.
by Jib Slice May 13, 2010
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