Trombone

A musical instrument of the brass family. The word, Trombone, is Italian for large trumpet. Although, instead of valves, it uses a slide to change the pitch.

The trombone can be heard very well in Mahler's 3rd symphony.

by mhett August 29, 2009

trombone

N. 1) A brass instrument with a slide mechanism rather than valves. This results in much greater freedom with articulation. It also produces a much freer tone quality, however, it does slightly inhabit playing at blazing speeds (though virtuosi such as Christian Lindberg have enough skill to play anything they wish). Also known as the greatest instrument ever. The trombone has the most vocal quality of any instrument, and is also exceptional at loud, brazen playing. Played by a trombonist.
2) A dildo.
V. To engage in sexual activity using a dildo (also abreviated "bone")

1) "Listen to that beautiful trombone playing!"
2) "Cree wanted to fuck his girl, but he was to small, the dude used a trombone!"
3) "my girl tromboned me last night and my ass is still sore.

by tromboner88 April 4, 2008

Trombone

So basically the trombone is superior to everything else in any band. Pep, jazz, marching, or symphonic, it's just plain better. Its the best low brass instrument, it has a slide. Without the almighty trombone, a band wouldn't have good power, volume, and just wouldn't be the same. Unlike other instruments in the brass, it is loud, powerful, and just good. They give life meaning and the band director a will to live. They also hold up the entire band. In short, they're just plain awesome.

(This definition is TOTALLY unbiased)

Friend 1: "woah! That's a trombone, right?! It sounds so cool I can't imagine a band without it!"

Friend 2: "yeah I get hard when I hear it and the band director does too."

by ThatFatGuyWhosInUrClass December 4, 2017

The Trombone

When someone kneels behind another while reaching up and under between the males legs with both hands to stroke their salami, all while blowing raspberries on their asshole.

Last nights party was so wild, I heard Danielle gave Colin what they call The Trombone near the shed out back!

by HalfDilf March 26, 2021

the trombone

When a girl eats your butthole while stroking your cock and plays with your balls

This chick was down to do the trombone last night

by Jchronic May 6, 2018

tromboner

When an instrumentalist’s (generally those who play brass instruments) penis grows so large and erect, it gives the illusion of a trombone.

James used his massive tromboner to mine the hard to reach places in Suzan’s gaping hole. Amongst the moaning, you could hear a soft, but noticeable “BUM BUM BUM!” signifying the presence of a tromboner.

by Ted Chang April 17, 2006

trombone

A slide whistle with delusions of grandeur.

"What's that you playing son, some kind of slide whistle-paperclip?"
"Nope, its a trombone. Best brass instrument ever created."
"I still think its a slide whistle."

by Quarter Mex w/ Cheese June 21, 2005