Topper

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic outcome. They've done everything you have, only more often... and better than you.

You: I got to meet Engelbert Humperdinck before the concert and I got his autograph.

Topper: Yeah, well my cousin knows his producer, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met him! Then he invited us back to his hotel room and we partied with him all night.

You: Ow. I have a a dislocated knee.

Topper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have titanium pins inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months... and I always set off the metal detectors at the airport!

by VCM1973 October 20, 2010

topdeck

In Trading Card Games, the act of drawing a particular (usually game-winning or at least loss-avoiding) card through pure chance.

He had me down to two life, but I topdecked a Platinum Angel he couldn't get rid of for the win.

by GrifterMage May 13, 2005

Topeka Destroyer

When you're getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl's head while she's bobbing you off. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.

"So I guess we won't be seeing Stacey again."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."

by its426 October 22, 2003

Topeka Cheese Snack

Lightly tuck bits of American cheese into a woman's asshole and then have punishing anal sex until the cheese melts. Pull your cheesed cock out and insert it into her mouth for a savory taste treat.

She was starving so I insisted that she allow me to whip up my satisfying Topeka Cheese Snack.

by anonymous June 12, 2016

Bio-tooter

A person who divulges personal information about themselves, completely unsolicited; to any and everyone at will.

Sally: Oh hi Becky! Fancy running into you here.

Becky: Yeah, just doing some shopping. You know I just got ANOTHER promotion at work. Yep - Vice President now. And Tom just got that new Mercedes...yeah, he gave the old one to our youngest, who just got accepted into Harvard.....

Sally" **thinking to herself** OMG, this heifer is such a BIO-TOOTER! Note to self...next time, pretend not to see her.

by Chicki Tee December 2, 2010

Taco Topper

The art of rubbing the penis on the vagina and clitoris to the point of penis orgasim.

My Taco Topper move just created a jizzivior in her belly button!

by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016

Toppers

Used as a way to explain something that is both top-tier and poggers (amazing and exciting).

Keith - This game is toppers
Frank - I know right, it is a great game

by Notarize January 7, 2021