Topher

A short little fucker who thinks they are tough, but anyone can beat their ass.

Like when topher faught bacon, look at that.

by Grant March 21, 2003

Topher

Someone who is with multiple people at once, but is a real dumbass about it and is easily caught, and try to make excuses for it. Associated with fuckboy, dumbass, pussy, and a flat out dick.

Stella:
Brandon is such a topher dating Ashley and Erica at the same time.
Amanda:
And he tried to make excuses and act like he wasn't dating Erica at all!

by CallMeShorty June 28, 2016

The Topher

The not-so-thick but not very milky mix of any flavor milkshake mixed with any flavor of Monster Energy Drink. Can only be made by you (you obviously can not order a Topher).

Guy 1: "Hey, lets go to the gas station and pick up a monster so we can make The Topher at McDonalds."

Guy 2: "Okay, you buy the monsters, and I buy the milkshakes."

by ThebigG0705 January 1, 2012

topher

some one who enjoys smoking DANK.

topher is so high right now.

by flea March 11, 2005

topher

V: To run something into the ground or fizzle out.

Johnny quit his job at ABC company to go to work for XYZ company. Shortly after , his career tophered and he was left jobless.

by Bartmanohio October 20, 2008

Topherism

A philosophy that branches out of Christianty in hopes of facing your fears and confronting the enemy head on, while still respecting the Tophe's (Bible) rules. It is an increasing popular internet religion that many "practice".

"OMG,did you read the Tophe today?" - Noob
"Yes, i also pray to Jesus and Topher right as i wake up" - Veteran
"C001!" - Noob

"Topherism has impacted my life so much. It led to me being successful!"

by Saint Barbra March 29, 2008

Topher

Someone who always finds an excuse to not hang out with his friends

Wow that guy is such a topher

by Beans123456 July 21, 2019