Timpani Cabbage Plunge

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.

Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night

by Tired Squirrel April 17, 2009

Tomaholic

When you're absolutely obsessed with the animated character, Tom, from Eddsworld.

I am a tomaholic.

by i dont want a pseudonym, okay? December 13, 2018

tampa catholic

the school that kids go to when they are not smart enough to get into Jesuit.... aka Jesuit Rejects

hey why do you go to Tampa Catholic?
im not smart enough to go to Jeusit
ohh right my bad

by ispeakthe truth September 25, 2005

tomahawk wound

A womens private part

That bitch had a huge tomahawk wound

by Anonymous December 3, 2002

tampax raider

When a male sneaks into female toilets and breaks into the used tampax bins normally for purposes involving sex but can be for other reasons

Council worker... They've done it again!! Are u ever going to catch the tampax raider?
Policeman... Yes we will, we'll catch him red handed

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Tampa Fade

Term used when someone leaves a bar or a club without letting anyone know because they are drunk and want to go home, but don't want their friends to know they are leaving...

Where did Chris and Keith go?

They were hammered and probably pulled the Tampa Fade...

Everyone was heading to the strip club and Brian pulled the Tampa Fade - married guys always do...

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

The Tomahawk

In the middle of laying down the man hammer you pull out your dick, do a slight pose and begin a rhythmic drum beat with your wiener on her vagina. While "tomahawking" she needs to cry out in a native "war cry". The War Chief must then yell out in a battle cry singing "aye yai yai yai, aye yai yai yai" while matching the slaps of his wiener to the chant. Female ejaculation is imminent.

Yo that nasty mother fucker BK laid the Tomahawk on that slore bag Rhianna. Geronimo mother fucker!

by Chef McNasty September 5, 2011