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lazy omelette

When a male ejaculates into an unsuspecting person's ear then folds the ear over. Usually done in the middle of the night when denied intercouse by their significant other multiple times.
My wife wasn't "in the mood" for about the 10th day in a row, so I gave her a lazy omelette.
by Lunchbox427 January 25, 2017
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Peeping Tomette

Similar to peeping tom , but the female version A.K.A a girl or a group of girls who watch someone without the person aware that you’re watching them.
Wow she’s peeping tomette
by agoodgrape23 March 5, 2019
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makin' omelettes

A term to describe the act of two naked pregnant women performing a chest bump.
I watched my wife and her friend makin' omelettes last night.
by spoople June 23, 2019
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three egg omelette

A three egg omelette is when you fill up a guys ass hole with cum
"I just gave my sexy boy a three egg omelette "
by Gingerbread Pussy 1 November 20, 2016
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Scotch Omelette

Where you get yourself a glass of scotch, and masturbate while drinking it. If you blow before you finish, you have to pop the wad into the glass and slam the rest of it back. The jizz sitting at the top of the glass forms what is to be known as the Scotch Omelette.
Dave: I ran out of time and had to have a scotch omelette last night
Tim: A-ha!
by Raging Erections March 23, 2009
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skin omelette

A skin omelette is a synonym for vagina.
After a night of profound love making: 'I'll tell you what Cluett, she had a lovely skin omelette!'
by EstcourtAvenue November 6, 2013
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toolette

a girl whom will constantly torture a man, leading him on, and often confusing him in respect to feelings. cannot be trusted due to her ability to get large amounts of men. often seem very innocent
a toolette is currently breaking my heart.
by aberdouche December 14, 2010
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