Toilet Tea

The act of leaving a used tampon in the toilet without flushing...leaving it to steep into a bloody tea.

I woke up this morning, went in to the bathroom to take a piss and almost puked when i saw the toilet tea my wife left in the pot.

by Goldstein14 February 25, 2013

Toilet Push Up

The act of entering a public restroom stall to perform a set of covert push ups, with the intent of getting as swole as possible before removing one's shirt for a social function.

Brett entered the Wrigley Field stall to bust out a quick set of toilet push ups so he could look as yolked as possible for the women in the bleachers.

by Rheebs November 18, 2018

toilet fish

piece of semi-solid bodily waste evacuated through the anus and discovered in the unflushed toilet

“Fuck me…who’s the rude cocksucker that left me a toilet fish?”

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

blowing up the toilet

When someone craps so hard in the toilet it creates a stench to the equivalent or worse than a stink bomb.

Everybody had more than two plates of Thanksgiving dinner. You know they gonna be blowing up the toilet.

by phunnymann January 21, 2016

Toiletboy

A boy or man usually Gay that is submissive and a slave to a Master or Dom and enjoys Gay Sex in toilets, cottages or kept at home to serve as a toilet. A Gay Sex Pig, like a Pissboy that drinks piss from boys cocks or is pissed over for sexual pleasure. A Toiletboy becomes the toilet himself. he drinks piss from cocks, urinals and toilets. Licks dirty toilets and drinks piss and or eats shit. He farms Shit, Scat from toilets to eat later.

I went into the Mens Room to find a Toiletboy eating and drinking from the toilet.

by yellowboy16 July 8, 2010

golden toilet enema

When you take a shit in pissy toilet water and it splashes up in your open ass hole.

Fuck, I forgot to flush that chicks piss, now I can give myself a really creepy golden toilet enema!

by atomicpunk5150 May 12, 2009

Skibidi Toilet

The work of fucking Satan.

It is the worst meme possibly conceived, if you can even consider it a meme. It is so unbelievably wretched and cretinous to where anyone over the age of 5 knows that it is terrible. It was created by some guy on Youtube or smnth. The meme is so terrible and absolutely fucking atrocious that it makes me, and several other groups of people want to rip their eyes out. The meme has been going for way to long, similar to another terrible meme, the "Ohio Meme". Both of these fucking memes are so horrendous. Little children also try to say this meme has lore, but it doesn't. at all.
The fanbase of this meme consists of little crusty iPad kids who aren't even potty-trained yet. This meme is largely on Youtube Shorts, which is a detestable internet landscape that is also a rip-off of TikTok.
Seriously this meme is so absolutely disgusting.
i, and everyone else on the internet other than those infants on YT shorts agrees, that this is the worst thing ever.

Father: Hey son, what'cha watching?

Little breastmilk-drinking, crusty bed-wetting 4 year old who lacks any form of intelligence: Skibidi bop bop bop skibidi skibidi bop

Father: *gets out a revolver and loads it*

Little breastmilk-drinking, crusty bed-wetting 4 year old who lacks any form of intelligence: skibidi bop shop mop skibidi skibidi toilet is so good i really like skibid bop shnop glop skibidi-

Father: *now deceased due to the revolver.*

Little breastmilk-drinking, crusty bed-wetting 4 year old who lacks any form of intelligence: skibdi nfir frfI FUCKING HATRE SKINDIJTOIELT OH MY FUCKIGN SGOD

by 947res August 26, 2023