Timehin

Timehin or Olutimehin meaning "The Lord is my Shepard" is known for his uncontrollable awesomeness and his ridiculous good looks... Some say that when graced by Timehin's presence an ongoing euphoric feeling overtakes them. Scholars have studied Timehin for years and have seen nothing like him... When he walks, a divine aura follows him. Even at night this glow can be seen for miles. Call him God, call him man, or call him PERFCTION in human form

"Timehin is the only person that can give me an orgasm without touching me..."

"Timehin needs to write a book about his awesomeness..."

"I feel so happy and i dont know why... oh I talked to Timehin yesterday"

by Afican prince March 23, 2008

Timerson

Using the least amount of brain power

It was quite a timerson thing to do when Alex decided to pee next to me and look at my dick while talking to me.

by S.A.I (Stupid Ass Indian) April 19, 2018

timbering

(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Tennessee two timer

When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...

Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...

by G'stein June 21, 2008

Timeoin

also known as "doing a Timeoin", the act of asking "what is <INSERT>, and how can I get involved."

best known by the phrase "What are wargames, and how can I get involved?".

What is Timeoin, and how can I get involved?

by M.o.M.i. May 5, 2010

short timer

That bastard co-worker who found a better job and no longer gives a shit about shit.

Don't even bother waking Jim, he's a short timer.

by kevin December 7, 2003

Social Timer

An unchangeable personality feature that defines an individual's ablilty to withstand forced or unwelcomed social interaction.

Hey, where did dad go? We're not even through the first sermon yet!
I think his Social Timer expired; he said something like: 'This is fucking bullshit', and walked out...

by YAWA August 4, 2019