Textrette's

Sending a completely random text.

I think Lisa is suffering from Textrette's. She just sent me a text saying, "MEN'S ASSES!!!"

by jupitermudd December 20, 2010

Texturing

(tekst'cher-ing)
1. The exposition of a given subject delivered elaborately via text message as for the purpose of instruction or discipline.
2. To deliver a lecture to someone, via text.

v.intr. To deliver a lecture via text or a series of lectures through text messaging.

v. tex·tured, tex·tur·ing, tex·tures

Why do you insist on texturing me about peer pressure everytime I go to a party!?

If everything is ok then why are you texturing me?

by TYLERMAN22 November 12, 2010

textress

A text-mistress. A woman aiding a man (or woman) in the act of cheating on his wife or girlfriend strictly through text messaging.

I searched his phone and discovered that he has a textress, whom he texts every night!

by Willyom November 4, 2012

textument

Having an argument in texts.

Dammit johnny...I had another textument with my girfriend last night!!! My damn thumbs are killing me!

by HATTOMBOMB November 19, 2013

Texturbating

Excessive use of texting, especially when in the presence of other people. Similar to masturbation but with a cell phone.

"Can you please stop texturbating while im trying to talk to you?"

by cozmos0001 January 5, 2014

textourettes

the involuntary outburst of finger movement over a communication device that causes letters, words or phrases to be written unintentionally

"shall we go to the cinema tomorrow? FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"
"bob your textourettes, is playing up again"

by nutella111238291 July 25, 2014

textural

e slayer
elo farmer and extractor
owns very spicy memes xD
screenshots y3 sweats to look good on twitter.com

i hate textural he farms elo

by proelofarmer2017 May 27, 2017