textigation

Looking at someone elses text with out permison. ex. you boyfriend or girlfriend.

I think she cheated on me so I had to do a textigation.

by That b!tch October 16, 2008

Textersation

Conversation via text msg

I'm sorry to just now be gettig back to you but my phone died during our last textersation.

by Robert'slang May 15, 2018

Textipation

That anticipation experienced when you are texting your friend, beloved, or even a coworker and all you see are those the 3 little bouncing dots ... You are on the edge of your seat waiting for the message. The bouncing dots tell you they are there composing something good (or is it bad?) The anticipation is just TOO much.

OMG girl! The textipation I felt when I was waiting to hear from David was just KILLING me!

by FlyGirl6886 May 3, 2022

Premature textulation

The act or practice of sending a text message before you've finished it

Text: "Are you goi"
Reply: "WTF?"
Text: "Sorry - premature textulation"

by Anonymooski July 10, 2010

premature e-textulation

To experience premature e-textulation is to accidentally send a text message or comment via phone or social network, before the text/comment is complete.

Text 1: I'm on my way. I just ha-

Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.

by Medi0cre Man March 6, 2010

lost in textlation

When sacarsm, humor, wit, emapthy, apathy, and really just everything gets twisted, lost, confused, royally screwed, and taken too far via texting and/or sexting.

Emoticons are a lame ass way to make this easier.

Jen's morning after text to Steve: "Oh my gosh, I forgot to tell you last night that I have Herpes."

Jen...still waiting....wondering why Steve hasn't called.

Jen should've used a smiley face to prevent her "humor" being lost in textlation. :)

by soggywhitebread April 8, 2011

Textlationship

A relationship between two people using text messages. Really just an added step in the relationship process but probably makes it easier for the verbally challenged to "break the ice"

I never would have commented on the size of your breasts if we weren't in this textlationship

by Tnp12rocks April 3, 2017