telus

A place that like to suck up all you money with overpriced low quality service

You're getting whored by Telus

by suckmebeautiful December 16, 2003

Telus

Fucking Gay Ass Company because you have to Pay for incoming Text Messages

Telus Sucks Ass!

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

Tenleigh

Tenleigh's are great listeners, they are funny, and always know what to say to make you laugh. These people are the best friends to have.

Tenleigh is my best friend.

by Maddy4434 December 29, 2016

Tensure

An intellectually disabled person who exhibits extraordinary ability in a highly specialized area, such as video games or self gratification.

That guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time but sometimes I think he is a Tensure.

by Confucius November 3, 2003

Tenleymas

The official celebration of eating cake.
Can be considered a holiday.

What is the cake for?
We are celebrating Tenleymas!

Nothing is better than Tenleymas with friends.

by Oz Bruce August 15, 2010

Tenure Rot

A neurological condition found in academic professors with tenure. The lack of intellectual challenge, combined with ~100% job security after receiving tenure, causes their mental faculties to dwindle to the point where they become mentally challenged.

"Dr. Asshat has a horrible case of tenure rot - he asked me if spinach was a plant yesterday."

by BlackSheepofScience November 25, 2016

Tenley

If you meet a Tenley never let her go. She’s an amazing beautiful person. She might be shy but when you get to know her she a wacky funny person. She might have family problems or people problems but a friend is all she needs. Even if she moves, she made a promise to be your best friend forever and she will always be there for you no matter the distance between each other

Oh look, it’s a quiet, beautiful girl. I bet it’s a Tenley.

by Waco for Tenley. May 31, 2021