TelekinesisPort

To have the ability to move objects with his mind, then transport over to where you moved it to, so then you can use that thing at that place that you moved to
Definition made by Rhett and Link from: Good Myhical Morning

Link: My daddy can teleport.
Rhett: My daddy has telekinesis.
Link: My daddy can TelekinesisPort !

by I.Am.BATMAN March 26, 2017

Teleia

Teleia is a sexy motherfucker who is very cheeky and loves her girlfriend 😫

Have you seen teleia, I miss her she’s so sexy

by zoodle April 4, 2021

Drunk telekinesis

Motioning to something with your hands until some less drunk person brings it to you.

My beer was 2 feet away on the coffee table. Given such an insurmountable distance, I used drunk telekinesis until the girl sitting next to me leaned forward and placed it in my hand.

by AlexanderThe_____ October 6, 2013

parent's television council

A conservative organization that monitors the content of television shows in order to determine which ones are okay to let their children watch. While many complain that they are trying to infringe upon free speech, they are actually performing a very valuable service. You can figure out how good any given show is by how low they rate it.

I learned that 'Family Guy' is a really good show based on the very low rating that the parent's television council gave it.

by rustyshackleford August 15, 2007

Televisa

The biggest criminal organization in Mexico, even more than all the drug cartels combined. It's main objective is the brainwashing of the masses via telenovelas, shitty versions of foreign contests shows, music even worse that Justin Bieber and Soulja Boy together and soccer. Also has the tendency of pushing religion and right-wing ideals on their news programs and their underlings like newspapers and other television networks, those that aren't allied with this monster are subject of difamation and "unexplained attacks to their installations" . Now they want to expand their brainwashing to the U.S and South America, so if there is a rise of soap operas and dance-off contests in t.v, BEWARE.

News anchor: THE SWINE FLU HAS KILLED 2 BILLION PEOPLE IN ONLY 1 DAY!!!, PRAY TO THE VIRGIN MARY OR ELSE!!!!!

Some guy: Dammit, this news network was devoured by Televisa!

by zombiebillymays December 13, 2010

telefie

In the social media age, selfies have become so common that they are being classified accordingly. For example, a telefie is a selfie with a telescope in the background. Note that in this social media age, laptops and cell phones have outdated television and telephone, however, telescope is still cool.

While she was at the Las Campanas Observatory doing observations she filled her facebook wall with telefies.

by Social-media Wordsmith December 7, 2013

Teenis

A very small penis (Tea-nis)

Friend: My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex

Other friend: He probably has a teenis

by Trash bag69 November 21, 2018