post-traumatic dress disorder

-the condition that occurs when a person, usually female, views old photographs and asks themself "What the hell was I wearing???"

Honey, I just looked at the picture of me from senior prom in my high school yearbook...i have post-traumatic dress disorder!

by jakester42 July 13, 2011

trauma dump

Trauma dumping is when someone unveils all of their traumatic experiences to someone else out of pity. Hoping that the other person will feel bad for them.

“Why would you cheat on me?”
“Well growing up I went through *traumatic example* so I’m sorry I’m like this now”
“Plz don’t trauma dump right now this has nothing to do with your past, you cheated on me.”

breh wym🤣

by Buttluv July 9, 2021

Cunt Force Trauma

Like Blunt Force Trauma except this is where the pubic region of a female receives a lot of trauma after a serious rogering.

Dude 1- She was walking away from my bed this morning like she had been on the Rodeo for a week nonstop!

Dude 2-You mean you gave her a serious case of CFT to go

Dude 1- Yeah, Cunt Force Trauma!!!!

by Graham Wallace August 14, 2008

traumerx

A large bulbous protrusion of the penile cavity

Symptoms include: A burning itch, leakage of puss, and in extreme cases, loss of the penis and scrotum.

My traumerx itches so bad it makes me want to watch Charles in Charge.

by scoomdot June 11, 2006

Trauma Contract

A trauma contract is where one person in a relationship (romantic or friendship) makes partner(s) sign a contract saying that they will not do certain things as a result of a previous toxic relationship. This is often linked with ptsd and paranoia, as trauma from the past could make one fear similar things happening again.

Maddie made her boyfriend sign a trauma contract that said he will never ignore her calls.

by Freerose October 1, 2018

Trauma Center

Trauma Center is a game serie made by Atlus. The game has its unique form of gameplay.You play as a doctor whose name is Derek Stiles, and you need to do sugeries for your patients. The gameplay is fluently and interesting, but also hard, you need to have both speed and accuracy(just like a real doctor). Later on you also need to deal with some kind of parasite which name is "Guilt", the appearance of them make the gameplay much harder. Currently,there are 4 games in this serie, which are Trauma Center:Under The Knife, Trauma Center: Under The Knife 2, Trauma Center: Second Opinion, Trauma Center: New Blood. Trauma Center: Second Opinion is like a remake of Trauma Center: Under The Knife, but with better graphics and character designs.

Trauma Center games only releashed on Nintendo DS and Nintendo WII.

by DoctorStiles October 27, 2008

post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD)

The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.

Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.

by Chawncey July 24, 2014