Shit Tasseled

When one sends a fat shit and has a hairy butt, causing the excrement particles to become stuck in the hair. If not throughly wiped, in can cause the butt flaps to become stuck together. Can be a somewhat painful ordeal.

Damn bro my butt hurts...
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!

by KingDaddyWhack May 11, 2018

Tassel Dick

A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.

Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.

by Stick Figure Yoshi May 20, 2015

Tassel Tits

Director Arketer on a Tuesday.

Did you see Director Arketer's tassel tits?

by ZakkOsborne October 21, 2020