When a girls vagina stinks so bad that it smells like rotten farts coming out of it. Thus, the word stems from queefing and twat waft.
Pericles: Did you hook up with that girl?
Pelagius: Nah, she had that queefy twaft. I took one whiff and ran!
Pelagius: Nah, she had that queefy twaft. I took one whiff and ran!
by Ol'Rudy August 26, 2014
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Andy: Wow - isn't that place ridiculously crowded?
Conrad: Yeah it was packed - Nancy is so crafty though, she got us a twofour table in the sidewalk seating area!
Andy: Wow - isn't that place ridiculously crowded?
Conrad: Yeah it was packed - Nancy is so crafty though, she got us a twofour table in the sidewalk seating area!
by PatsFanatic August 16, 2009
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Get the twaft mug.Behaviour that does not help the situation, tinged with an entitlement based in a misconception of competency. I.e. foolish behaviour by a twat who thinks they're doing the right thing and have the authority to do so... when any outside observer could tell them they are being an utter cockwomble.
Have you heard? The service desk aren't checking their email anymore.
What twatfoolery is this?
Well it's not like the new business model includes repeat business... but fuxsake that's a dumbass move.
What twatfoolery is this?
Well it's not like the new business model includes repeat business... but fuxsake that's a dumbass move.
by Muddy Funster June 24, 2018
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Girlfriend - ‘you’re such a twazook! Learn to spell. Btw it’s in your account x’
Girlfriend - ‘you’re such a twazook! Learn to spell. Btw it’s in your account x’
by Lil_Cherry24 October 9, 2018
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