the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!
guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth
guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.
guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?
guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.
guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?
by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010
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I rolled up to my girls house about 2 am and stabbed her with my Swagger Dagger. Ray's got game, but when when my ex rolls up with that swagger my panties drop by themself.
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Grape Smugglers are very small speedo trunks which hug the bollocks of the male wearer in a manner which makes it seem that they are "smuggling grapes" between their legs.
Often seen on European, particularly French, males.
Often seen on European, particularly French, males.
by Jamie W February 24, 2004
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Anything that controls the swagger of a system. Fluctuations in swag can be attributed to, but not limited to, the addition or sudden absence of a dope stride, fly duds, or fresh beats.
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What classes you got at Dick Swagger University man? I got Freeballin 302 and Leather Pants 205.
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Dude. You need to go to Dick Swagger University. Your freeballin is wank.
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