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anal summoning

when your shit is so bad it feels like a demon is being summoned from your ass
Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.
by blurrylights February 13, 2019
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Sunmori

SunMoRi Means Sunday Morning Ride. Usually used by bikers in Indonesia as a way to say riding motorbikes together with some friends or community on sunday morning.
I crashed my bike while doing Sunmori
by devNerds January 9, 2020
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sumofuck

the ultimate "screw over" literally or figuratively; to be overtly dismissed for something that is rightfully yours; to be penetrated with great force with consent, as opposed to rape.
1. When Tom found out who was promoted to the position he interviewed for, he felt the company had really sumofucked him.
2. Becky was sore from last night's round of sumofucking with Bob. He'd had a bad day at work and his frustrations came out when they had sex.
by peaseblossom July 14, 2008
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strmopizditi se

verb in Croatian, used in slang means fall hard over or on something
made out of two words strmo = slope and pizda= cunt
kako sam se strmopizdio (niz te glupe stepenice, niz brdo, sa bicikla)

fall really hard (strmopizditi se)

(I fall really fucking hard) Strmopizdio sam se over those stupid steps.
by blelula January 7, 2011
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sermon

A boring-like speech given for an extended period of time by a so-called expert in his field for the sole purpose of teaching the audience a subject or valuable lesson.

Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.
Examples include:

1. Church sermons by a priest/pastor/preacher

2. Commencement addresses at graduation ceremonies

3. Parents to their children whenever they do something the parents used to do that they now feel is wrong
by Loxi July 23, 2009
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Sumo

A Heavy-set, fat, obese, or otherwise large kid of Asian descent.
Hey where is Chang?

Oh, he stepped away to pick out a cupcake. You know how "Sumo" needs to feed his buddha often. He should be back momentarily.
by Canannan April 8, 2011
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Summoning

Great, very talented epic/atmospheric black metal band. Write songs set in The Lord of the Rings universe. I could listen to their music for months and months.
Summoning makes me want to live in the mountains.
by Tea and Cereal January 14, 2009
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