End my suffering

When you have suffered enough and want it to end

Guy one: hey, did you see how you failed earlier
Guy two: end my suffering

by Ir0l3playb1sh August 18, 2018

Human suffering

The result of amogus and the limitations of the primitive human mind

Mentally ill Amogus person A: When imposter is… amogus amogus amogus
Person trying to hold on to their sanity: Make it end make the suffering stop please god no. The amogus human suffering will never end I guess. The only true way to defeat it is to become one with the amogus the very thing I hate.

by Iwannadiepleaseendthesuffering May 9, 2021

surfing the internet

What you're doing instead of what you should be doing right now.

While surfing the internet, i found this funny cat picture, it's a shame it's not helping my math homework due tomorrow.

Also: literally what you are doing at this very moment

by Falcon_lover March 23, 2016

Skeezer Surfing

The act of finding a filthy whore so you can get laid.

Man, I can't believe you actually went Skeezer Surfing last night. You might want to get checked bro.

by Nov1707 March 26, 2009

Village Surfing

When a player of minecraft flies into the air with a fishing rod and throws the bobber onto an unsuspecting mob and then retracts the mob. The mob is seen flying up into the air above the player, and then, in most cases, hitting the ground and dying.

Tom:"So i was Village Surfing in Creative mode and flew up into the air with a fishing rod. I threw it down and it landed onto a creeper. Believe it or not, when i reeled in the bobber, the creeper came up with it and then hit the ground and died!"

Joe:"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about or who you are.."

by WhoaDere April 19, 2013

Pain and Suffering

What someone experiences when reading some guy’s definition of how much he resents his ex-wife!

Real pain and suffering is what you go though when someone you love dies a horrible and untimely death for example. And when you lose the ability to work or live a normal life because your pain, whether it be physical, emotional, or mental is so great that you cannot function.

Hank drank whiskey to ease the pain and suffering he felt after he lost the person he loved most in life.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

suffering succotash

An exclamation of annoyance and surprise, made famous by the cartoon character Sylvester the cat.

its a "euphemism" for the curse phrase "suffering saviour"

Suffering succotash!

by mah jong March 9, 2004