Sump

Sump is a greeting like a hello or hi and even what's up.

Walking into work you come across an acquaintance from a different department

Interaction:
You: Sump
Responder: Sump

by warsmiss August 31, 2018

Sump

A word to express yourself. It also can mean anything you want it to. It doesn’t have an actual meaning.

Person 1: Hey dude! Wanna go meet at the sump today?

Person 2: Not today. I have to hang out with my girl, she’s a sump.

Person 1: WHAT THE SUMP!?!?

by Jrmhs April 28, 2024

sumps

A person simping for Shrek. The only acceptable form of simping.

Definition: Person simping for Shrek. Says “welcome to my swamp” at least twice a week.

Person 1: Watcha got there?
Person 2: I made a real life swamp for Shrek, so that when he comes back to life, he will have a place to stay with me.

Person 1: Bro, you’re, like, one of the biggest sumps I know.

Person 2: I know. Welcome to my swamp.

by Vasen August 17, 2020

Dym sump

Pronounced Dim-sum. Dym Sump is a style of Chinese cuisine. It is prepared as small bite-sized portions of food served in small steamer baskets or on a small plate

If Dym Sump was ever added to the dictionary, I'll die. Legit. I will Kill myself. How was your weekend btw? - Nattalie Tehrani

by raven-craft July 6, 2020

munson sump pump

a person who spends most of their waking hours in the basement. They piss in a cup and dump it out of the basement window.

Why is the grass dead by this window?

Ken was pulling a Munson sump pump again!

by The fun bunch May 8, 2018

Sump

One of Trumps many sycophantic white house staff, who get such a raging boner from his position of power they basically act like he can do no wrong and will defend his position at the cost of everything; behaving like a simp only much worse, hence the term Sump.

Mitch McConnell: "Dude it's been almost 5 minutes and no-ones licked Trumps asshole! Where the hell is Seb Gorka?"

Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"

by GatorBoy96 August 9, 2020