Straightener

A small number of alcoholic drinks to regain one's composure after a stressful experience

I need a straightener after failing the driving test again

by Conal Cam May 25, 2008

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straightaphobe

A person of homosexual orientation who discriminates against and or tries to convert straight people in anyway shape or form

Stop being such a "straightaphobe".

by bigwilly13 January 11, 2014

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Straighties

bunch of homophobic straight bitches who closeted asf and use the #FuckOffLGBT hashtag to boost their fragile ego

on twitter: "lmao look at them straighties being pussies, waiting for that coming out post of yours ❤"

by PurpleLuke August 28, 2020

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A straight guy (With our without female partner) who likes to occasionally dabble in sexual acts with a gay guy. All actions excluding anal are acceptable if your that way inclined, but if you take it up the stinker your gonna need to tell your girlfriend that you aint going to be appreciating that pussy anymore cause your Gay!

NOTE: Do not confuse this with Bisexual!

Straightgay: Hello Twink, how do you fancy sucking my fat shiny chess piece?

Twink: Ok, only if you return this favour!?

Straightgay: Sure, but you aint fucking my stinker, I still appreciate my girlfriends pussy!

by Chesspiece February 11, 2010

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straighthead

To be straighthead:

To see things just as they are.
To not fantasize about a situation, no matter how bad it is.
Seeing without letting feelings influence.

The guy in his job tried to get him fired, hoping he would lose his mind in front of the boss.
However, he was straighthead enough to see beyond the moment and kept himself cool.

by Leonardo ST August 23, 2009

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