Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.
Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.
by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024
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mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘
it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!
by bdnsiegebenen September 17, 2023
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straighten my tie

Would you like to straighten my tie?
by AladinSane February 08, 2025
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Straightened

His tie was not in conformity with his outfit, so I straightened it for a better fit.
by Snowball December 22, 2016
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Gender-straighten

Opposite of Genderbend, it is the act of straightening out a Trap's gender to represent the gender they are dressed as. Thus no longer making them gay.
Guy 1: *Fapping to Gender-straightened Astolfo*
Guy 2: Ugh dude, that's that gay shit.
Guy 1: Nah bro, no dick, so it's cool.
Guy 2: Shit dude, scoot over, lemme in, No Homo.
by TheTruthHurtsDontIt? January 06, 2021
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abruptly straightened

When your acting a little to gay in public and you gotta make yourself seem straight as to not arise suspicion.
Dam dude I just abruptly straightened in the locker room today it got to be a little to much for my small gay heart .
by Maydays monsters October 12, 2016
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