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gay stubble

That "5 o'clock shadow from 2 days ago" look, where it's long enough to realize that their face isn't simply dirty, but long enough to do damage to any skin that comes into contact with it. Gay stubble is most dangerous in a meet-n'greet in large groups when cheek kisses may occur in copious quantities, especially one after another. During such times, air kisses may be advised to avoid abrasion resulting in the need for medical attention, or the need to say "ouch, that's sharp" at the very least.

Gay stubble is a fashion staple, almost as important as the untucked, button-down, short sleeved waist-shirt.
So I was playing gay softball the other day, and during the post-game congrats, I encountered so much gay stubble that I may have to put some ointment on my cheeks.
by wallfire May 8, 2017
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stobble

Maybe used in place of stop, cease or desist. A word that rhymes with wobble.
Stobble all that noise. Stobble looking at me.
by Flygrl April 19, 2018
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Sexy Stubble

When a guy's facial hair is not too long, but just long enough to be noticable and give a rugged, manly look
I havent shaved for a couple of days, just wish I could keep this sexy stubble
by jimaniza October 27, 2009
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stubble pits

3 day old armpit hair that is short and sharp
That woman that was dancing has stubble pits
by OhWhat? August 2, 2010
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stubble

Tiny hairs that grow back in the genital region after shaving.
Yo woman look at that stubble
by Cock April 9, 2005
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Stubbley butt-crack syndrome

when one shaves his hair in the pubic region (perferably the inner butt) and it grows back stubbley. therefore causing much pain and discomfort
wow i sure cant concentrate on my work when im iching my butt due to the stubbley butt-crack syndrome
by LadieMav06 March 18, 2006
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Stubble Turnip

the puss filled spots with new hair growth that can appear a few days after shaving
A few days after shaving her clunge she noticed she had a patch of stubble turnips just above her bacon rind.
by Scruffystuff September 20, 2011
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