steamin’ Trump dump

An increasingly popular but illegal activity seen on the Hollywood Walk of Fame where red-blooded American risk takers drop their drawers and take a dump on the Apprentice in Chief’s 5-point terrazzo and brass star.

The hefty fine I had to pay for the rare pleasure of taking a steamin’ Trump dump was a very small price indeed!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019

Keyboard Steamer

When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd.

Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steamer, i was up all night cleaning that pile of crap you call work!!

by mikeywalnuts March 6, 2009

getting steamed

This is British slang used amongst teenagers. It's a way of saying getting wasted or drunk. It just means they're going to buy some cheap alcohol and get drunk off their faces.

Chav 1 - What ya doing this weekend mate?
Chav 2 - Getting steamed at this sick party, bro. You?
Chav 1 - Safe. I'm going swimming.

by Popsicle21 October 10, 2009

Weekend steamer

When you leave a big loaf in the toilet over a weekend

Hey bob, did you catch a wiff of that weekend steamer someone left over the holiday?

by Limpemall August 13, 2016

Tijuana Steamer Bean

The little round steaming turds your dog leaves on the lawn on late October and November mornings. When freshly dropped they steam in the cold morning air.

Mom, Scruffs just dropped another Tijuana Steamer Bean in the backyard. Damn its cold this morning.

by Jayfitzisawesome August 10, 2017

seamen

1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.

What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!

by Hugh G Rection August 2, 2006

steaming turd

A very disreputable and disgusting person. Any descriptive with the word "turd" can serve to stress the particularly egregious nature of the person's unpleasantness.

The boss made it evident in the relish he took in firing people what a steaming turd he was.

by Duckbutt December 7, 2005