stalked by

the equivalent to walked by, in facebook and other social networking sites, to check out someones status or page

I just stalked by your fb page to say hi!

I stalked by his page and saw some nasty pics.

by krazykrakhed April 5, 2011

Stallted

A portmanteau of the words stall & halted.
Mostly said when stoned.

Her: Do these pants make me look fat?
Him: uhm....no..
Her: You stallted!

Him: oh shit..

by QueenVictoria June 13, 2018

Salted Caramel Cornet

A sexual act where as you are on all fours, your partner from behind reaches between your legs and grabs your shaft like an ice cream cone, balls resting on top like 2 scoops of lovely ice cream. They proceed to lick from the balls to the arsehole.

The other half gave me the ol' salted caramel cornet last night. We need a new carpet.

by Mik_D February 2, 2023

so anyway i started blasting

The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).

no one:

literally nobody:

the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting

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Discord group chat:

User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"

by Obv troll is obvious March 15, 2021

Stated

An obese kid who had multiple necks who had a record of 0-75 and counting with girls.
Also drinks coke as water and usually smells like kakapoop.

Guess what, I found myself a stated

by XxxobesityiskeyXxx November 24, 2020

It started

Politically correct term for 'shit has started' or 'she started' ...otherwise known as a rant from the wife/girlfriend. Generally a good time to take the dog for a walk or go fishing.

Contact with a mate using the code words "it started ". Example Frank texts or calls Barry using the phrase "it started '"... which alerts his mate to come visit him for a coffee to help break the tension or to facilitate Franks escape from the home ie suggested fishing trip

by Avidnosleeper May 4, 2019

salted

Enhanced with Sodium Chloride.

These chips would be better if they were salted.

by zapple October 21, 2006