stalloned

to be under the influence drugs and act like stallone

jake was totally stalloned after smokin that ****

by abernethy June 5, 2005

stalloned

stoned

Dude, I hit the 6 footer and now I'm totally stalloned

by yessum July 21, 2003

Sylvester Stallone

Some rich guy with a weird ass mouth

Sylvester Stallone got a weird ass mouth

by that_name_isnt_taken November 29, 2018

Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.

"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"

by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019

Stallone Insta

The act of dying while imitating something from a Stallone movie while posing for Instagram.

Damn did you hear Greg died having sex with Sandy B on Instagram? It was a real Stallone Insta

by Pauliewise November 21, 2021

Stallone

A humble person with an extremely good heart . He's a person you'd fall in love immediately because of his extraordinary character and personality. He's a great friend and a supportive person.

He's flaw is that he's not so good at interactions.
He should listen to his heart more often and shouldn't hold back his feelings.

Stallone is good looking.

by Jednnnnnna November 22, 2021

Stallonism

A school of film making that centres on action flicks. Specifically, high-budget action flicks that centre around a bad-ass actor playing a bass-ass character being bad-ass for around 90 minutes.

The plot is often excluded/unnecessary.

Well, it had Jason Statham in it but it was obviously a piece of Stallonism.

by Howe_zat July 9, 2010