stalloned

when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.

a homage to the classic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.

you know you have successfully 'stalloned' your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.

by robot_ January 22, 2006

Sylvester Stallowned

The ultimate of all owning

Just...straight STALLOWNED

by Think Posi January 26, 2005

Stallowned

If you get beat in a arm wresling match and the guy who beats you gets custoday over his kid, or if a guy your trying to arrest blows up a town trying to kill you

you just got Stallowned by that guy, he blew the shit outa that town

by Sr. D June 10, 2005

stallowned

to have slyvester stallone destroy your shit.

"Those idiots in Hope WA got stallowned in first blood"
"Rico got stallowned in judge dredd"
"Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, Ivan Drago and Tommy Gunn all got Stallowned"

by Jubby:) February 24, 2008

Stalloner

The inevitable, long lasting and sometimes painful erection which occurs after watching the entire "Rocky" saga from beginning to end.

"Dude, I just finished Rocky Balboa and I'm sporting a Stalloner that could make Clubber Lang pity HIMSELF."

by Eric Warfield May 6, 2008

Stallones

Women's open toed shoes that are wrongly sized, causing the toes to hang over the front of the shoes (like Stallone in Cliffhanger).

Guy: "Damn girl, where you get those Stallones from?"
Girl: "Stallones? These are stilettos."
Guy: "Nah, those are Stallones."

by jabeans February 26, 2011

Stallones

1. Women or Men who have exceptionally thick and stubby fingers, much like Sylvester Stallone.

2. Sausage Fingers

I can't use this small ass QWERTY keyboard with these damn Stallones.

by Beibasaurus-Rex November 17, 2010