Stale onion

When one fists someone's orifice with a dirty, unwashed fist that they just used to fist a different orifice on that person.

"Billy took me to the roller rink last night and fisted me behind the pinball machines and then gave me a stale onion."

by cranberryzero November 2, 2007

stank onion

a conversation that doesn't actually end, but dies from a lack of cohesiveness

person a:
why is he in a garbage bin?
person b:
the blue bin represents osama bin laden
person a:
why does he reach around the first time to take out his eyes, but not to put them back?
person b:
the fruits nearby convey a sense of rotten nature, our own rotten nature
that the internal hands then lead us to by placing the eyes INSIDE the bin
person a:
why does he put them back at all if he doesn't want to see anymore?
person b:
so the bin is laden with eyes
person c:
And the wheel represents mankind's instinctive drive towards progress
person a:
at first i was like "bin laden... weak"
but now
person b:
it is a soup ad, actually
I think we found the subject of our first song...
person c:
Soup?
person a:
no — Vancouver
person c:
I think the ad worked
person a:
is there a name for a conversation that doesn't really end, it just dies from lack of cohesiveness?
person b:
stank onion

by dankorstank May 11, 2016

blow one's stack

explode with rage, have a fit

One of the few times the normally cool Rice blew her stack during the first term...

by The Finn March 28, 2005