Staining Wood

Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"

"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"

by Megatron81 July 6, 2014

stinging nettle

a plant with stinging neddles that when you touch it the needles shoot onto you and make you itch really bad comonly found in dry areas

i stepped on the stinging nettle and it hurt like hell my foot has been itching for 30 minutes

by cornhoolio December 2, 2009

Stinging Windmill

A threesome position involving two men and a woman or three men. The first male lays on the bed/ground and the woman sits on his penis. The female then starts to spin around and as this is happening the other male stands with his penis where the womans face is, so as she is spinning she gets slapped by it.

OMG Daria is so drunk! Lets give her a Stinging Windmill!

by Jesus McJew June 13, 2007

Stringing

a form of masturbation where a man wraps a string or rope or cord around his penis and does so until he gets caught.

Mom: "Knock, Knock, Knock"

Alex: "One second Mom I'm busy"

Mom: "OMG Alex are you stringing, thats where all the shoelaces are going."

by Thomas&Adam September 13, 2011

Stringing

Menstruating; the process of menstruation. From the presence of a string hanging out of one's vagina after application of a Box Bullet.

That bitch went from incoherent and pissed off to sane and ecstatic then back to egregious and suicidal in about 30 seconds so I knew she must be stringing.

by TPRuddygore October 9, 2008

strainging

to attempt to figure out with no success;

she was strainging

by laceyxbitvh January 20, 2009

stinging propeller

stinging propeller: When a packet for Salt and Vinegar crisps is used as a condom during sexual intercourse of any type. Often this causes servere rashes on the penile area and can lead to the developement of VSR on the Penis. Sometimes a Cheese and Onion Crisp packet can be used, see 'Wobbly Propeller' for more details. See 'VSR' for more details on that.

Quick, we need to stinging propeller! I don't give a damn about you getting VSR or the fact that there are in a children's playground!

by Tallia Foxgroove February 26, 2014