scumfortable

adj. A state of being: Being completely content and comfortable with your outward appearance despite looking, feeling, or in reality actually being a scumbag; characterized by being unshowered, dressed in ragged, dirty, unmatched and miscellaneous clothing (esp. pajamas, flipflops, and a knit cap), and smelling profusely of ballfunk.

John and Rich were looking quite scumfortable on their bus ride to the post office.

by Rich Tamiso May 14, 2008

skumfa

A. the newest and freshest exclamation of excitement
B. A name for someone or something which you can determine your own inside meaning for the word.

A. "Skumfa! i win, you suck at life."
B. Mike is a bigger skumfa than Luke.

by K1NG TUTTT February 17, 2009

Sumfing

The improper pronunciation for the actual word something

Did you take my glasses or sumfing?

by Robpaulkevin May 15, 2018

Spuffette

"Headpat"

Spuffette: *headpat*
Me: You dare pat me?!

by Mr. He June 10, 2020

Lumpy spum

A funny tennager who makes girls sexually pleased.

I miss Eliot the lumpy spum

by Andrew Lane March 12, 2018

Scumfuck

someone who just acts like a scumbag in general and can never be trusted

Who invited that scumfuck to the party?

by Brother Brad September 6, 2009

scumfuck

G G Allin

G G Allin is THE scumfuck.

by W¡ll¡ªM May 28, 2003