sumfing 

Sumfing - A thing of some kind. The same as something only pronounced in a silly matter.

"There is sumfing in my soupy."

sumfing by Garrett Thorne August 9, 2006

Sumfing 

The improper pronunciation for the actual word something

Did you take my glasses or sumfing?

Sumfing by Robpaulkevin May 15, 2018

sumfing nice 

Is a rapper from west London.

When someone does something impressive.

That guy has got skills like Sumfing Nice....

sumfing nice by Kaposke Donvitch March 19, 2019

Jug Surfing 

Riding astride the chest of a large breasted milk maid prior to releasing a portion of tadpole soup twixt the humps and over the face..

Miss Jones's tits are made for jug surfing! What greater pleasure can a gentleman have than to get his solid masculinity in the trough between the soft pulpy wonders and thrust away till the cream beans come out to play!

Jug Surfing by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

throne surfing 

Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.

Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.

throne surfing by bjergen June 25, 2010

Surfing The Med

An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.

She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...

Surfing The Med by Queen of Arts September 21, 2006

Git Surfing 

Like carjacking or joyriding, only hijacking an unsuspecting person instead of a car. The term was invented by Chris Morris for the 'Crime' episode of Brass Eye. It was a popular pursuit in the fictional, crime-ridden estate of Coswick. The git surfer creeps up behind their victim and jumps on their back, forcing them to run around at 'terrifying leg speeds'.

They hijack pedestrians and run them around a terrifying leg speeds. It's called "git surfing", all too often, the "git" is one of their own mothers

Git Surfing by Billsz June 30, 2011