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spreadation

spread of something that keeps on going and going.
Father,the spreadation of your cigarette smoke is getting all over my clothes.
by Cassiee December 25, 2007
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Spreadsheet lovefest

The culmination of a series of spreadsheets that contain absolutely useless data that required a multitude of hours and days to compile. The time spent can be considered a incremental loss of precious time in your life.
I wasted four days on that fucking spreadsheet lovefest!
by Johnny Revenge February 20, 2009
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Spreadied

When you look at a spreadsheet for such a long time that the cells bleed together and you get all loop 'n' shit.
Looking at that excel document for the 4 hours has me spreadied like woah.
by nevillearthur June 4, 2015
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screamager

The word has been coined by the Therapy? musicians in the mid-90's while watching some TV-programme featuring a lot of screaming teenagers. Combination of those words resulted in their new song with such a title soon becoming a hit.
Look! There's a hell of a lot of screamagers at the show! They scream so loud I can't hear my own voice!
by Murdoc Kylburne March 26, 2012
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spreadhead

Young people with unfortunate music taste; easily identifiable because they dress, talk, and act exactly the same way- due to conformity and/or the heavy drug use has reduced IQ to dangerous levels.

guys: khaki shorts, flip flops, visor, sunglasses, giant hemp necklace- only for use at shows (wouldn't want to wear that back at the frat), earliest WSP shirt they can find- the more obscure the better- particularly if it contains an inside reference to a revered song, and a pocket or two full of drugs-preferably E; particular reverence to JB & whatever show they attended that was located furthest from their present location

girls- anything lightweight and hemp, patchwork flowy skirts, hemp jewelry, incredibly pale, no makeup, very thin (though some are chubby, they're just potheads, only occasional E users), purse full of drugs, preferably E

If these poor misguided youth would stop their continual drug use, they would understand that the music sucks @ss, and they only attend shows for the abundance of drugs.

Their only redeemable quality is the free distribution of drugs to strangers when high on E at shows...and the humor you enjoy while watching this many drugged-out yuppie kids try to dance.
Q: "did you see that group of spreadheads over there?"

A: "yea, what douchebags. they actually believe they're the new deadheads."

Q: "did you see the white guy with dreads come out of that lexus SUV?"

A: "must be a spreadhead"
by not tonedeaf August 17, 2006
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Spreadeagle

The supple act of a female performing a handstand, then subsequently parting her legs whilst receiving cunnilingus.
She told me she was a gymnast, and it took the ol' spreadeagle to convince me.
by IndieG-Boy August 11, 2020
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spreadneck speedball

You wake up smoke a bowl and drink a coffee you do a spreadneck speedball
by Marion co July 29, 2023
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