commiting spermicide

to masturbateexcessively, usually a session of masturbation which is done in intense private ( as if at a friends house, or a public restroom(

DUDE...Brandon Paris came to my house, and when I walked into the bathroom, I saw him commiting spermicide to pictures of (we know who)!!! I made him wipe it up!

by Northun Californya Gangstuh March 12, 2008

spermicidal maniac

one who masturbates constantly. every hour on the hour, or something to that degree of frequency.

dude, ted is a spermicidal maniac. i swear he dissapears at least 6 times a day to "clean his room"

by Mike Q. October 12, 2004

sparticus

noam. is. sparticus.

he is. what up now schmorgasbored?

by hmm May 22, 2004

Sparticus

What one calls a very large penis. Usually talking in third person

OMG Sparticus is huge!

by tjg2009 September 19, 2009

spermicals

spermicals means 'sperm cells'

"ooooh gooey spermicals"

by /mainframe July 30, 2004

spermicate

When you ejaculate onto something.

I spermicated into Chris Nocera's mouth

by samzazu July 15, 2010

Spermicide

When your sperm shoots out to commit suicide

Hey bro does your spermicide?

by vRemiixJr March 13, 2021