hmm's definitions

fake italian

a person who does not look Italian but claims to be Italian; a lombardi

Assumption man: Joe looks more german than italian. He must be a fake italian.

by hmm October 28, 2005

Coach Z

And if you're trying to fade him, then you must smoke grass!

The King's gone mad with powa! He's gona eat the Chort! Jeorra!

by hmm September 28, 2003

homsar

The powerball winner and best costume maker ever, though underestimated by others.

Peshoo!

by hmm September 28, 2003

ItalianBusta

If a spanish guy like you is not considered white, "Guevera", than why should an Italian be considered white? Italians aren't white, and don't want to be white, black, or anything else because they are what they are, which is dark-skinned. And believe me, whites do not consider italians white.

"I'm a homo. I think Italians are white even though they've gone through more descrimination over the years than the spanish have. Suck me."

by hmm April 15, 2005

runway

1. the shaved pubic area of the woman
2. see also landing strip

Wow she kept that runway lookin so hot

by Hmm May 5, 2004

guinea, goomba, wop, dago

Italians are not white, dude

Uh, Italians are not white. They're like their own race.

by hmm April 19, 2005

ghetto

word which rich white girls use to describe almost everything thats not clad with lilly polos and pearls.

"Look how ghetto I look!" Muffy said as she put on her gucci sunglasses.

by hmm May 13, 2005