Spermicidal Rage

When you use a condom correctly and she still gets pregnant.

Mark went into spermicidal rage when he found out Becky was preggers!

by Boris Gump July 16, 2017

Spermified

To be covered in sperm or to be sprayed with sperm, this usually happens after you use blankets that have been spermed on and left alone without them being clean. However this can also happen if you happen to be fucking some girl/guy dog or whatever you like to fuck and the sperm is out of control and you can't stop so it becomes explosive and it ends up spraying you as well.

You may also refer to "Sperm Blanket"

Guy 1: Dude you smell kind of weird today, did you sleep at that hotel again?

Guy 2: Yeah why?

Guy 1: All the beds in there are the ones people fuck on and you'll get spermified if you stay the night and leave without taking a shower.

by Cemorolen October 3, 2017

Spermila

What you call someone when they are quite clumsy.
(adj.)

You're such a spermila, you're always so clumsy.

by 子成 April 13, 2021

Spesticle

Combination of a Speck and a Testicle

Short for Specky Testicle

“Jill you spesticle!”

by Cacophonous_Shart June 15, 2021

spermified

another term for mansplaining except it involves an insult said by a man

John : hahah you're so ugly for a girl, get it because you're a girl
Kyle: damn that chick just got spermified

by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021

Spepticle

Spepticle is an amazing person. He is funny and smart and kind, in general he cannot be replaced. He is too much for this world and cannot be beaten or bullied into doing anything. He is determined and strong and fun to be with. You’ll learn to love him the more you talk to him..

Spepticle? Isn’t that a f a m o u s youtube? Wow! I hope he knows his worth and how much his friends care about him! :p

by A frienddddddddddddddddddddddd November 21, 2021

Sphericle

yoputube

sphericle your videos are The Worst!!!

by SphericleGMDGDGDASHGEODASH September 17, 2023