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Spatula talk 

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.
Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.
Spatula talk by MrJWD March 23, 2021

spatula back 

When you see a person with short legs and a long back. Meaning the handle is the back and the bottom of the spatula is the legs. Like. Cholo.
Look at that Spatula back walking down the road
spatula back by One&onlyPunky March 24, 2024

spatula back 

Is there a person that has a long torso and short legs.
"Hey, look that girl has a spatula back!"
spatula back by One&onlyPunky April 5, 2024

Coogan Spatula 

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.
Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.
Coogan Spatula by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013

New Jersey Spatula 

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula
Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*
New Jersey Spatula by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.
"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."