Non-statement

A futile statement, which points out the obvious, in a situation where you cannot make a contradicting claim.

A random company might state on their website: "We shall comply with all laws and regulations governing information security".
Obviously, they cannot make a contradicting claim, e.g. "we will not comply with laws and regulations, if we bloody hell do not feel like it".
Thus the policy statement in the web page, is a non-statement.

by Santos the enormous September 25, 2018

suavemente

refers to doing something with caution and slowly

-Yo dude did you bang that girl ?
- No man i'm going suavemente with her !

by Cedoux December 9, 2013

sacremento skyscrapper

To jump on a trampoline and do a 360 while shitting on everyone else on the trampoline

I was hanging out on the trampoline and my friend decided to pull a sacremento skyscrapper on me

by the skyscrapper March 7, 2010

urban spaceman

A person who is too perfect to be real. From the 1968 song "I'm the urban spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Band.

I'm the urban spaceman baby, I've got speed
I've got everything I need
I'm the urban spaceman baby, I can fly
I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure
I don't feel pain
If you were to knock me down
I'd just get up again
I'm the urban spaceman babe and
I'm making out
I'm all about

I wake up every morning
with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance
spills out all over the place
I'm the urban spaceman
I'm intelligent and clean
Know what I mean?

I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none
It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down
I've never made a boob
I'm a glossy magazine
an advert in the tube
I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist

by sdv October 2, 2007

statement of intent

Telling a girl/guy you are interested in them. Usually sexual.

Him: What do you like most about doing pottery?
Her: You know, I just love molding the clay. It's so satisfying being able to create something with your hands.
Him (statement of intent): Wow, I love that you're so passionate about that. And you have such a physical enjoyment of it. That's really sexy.

by C.O'B September 10, 2006

Stoner Statement

A statement that will confuse and incapacitate a person under the influence. Philosoraptor quotes are synonyms for stoner statements

Some stoner statements:

"Why do noses run while feet smell?"

"If actions are louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?"

"If guns don't kill people and people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast"

by AI001 September 6, 2011

statement

someone wishing to stand out by voicing their own opinions. the fact i'm voicing my opinion on this is irrelevant. also attention whoring in the way they dress etc

hey, you hip emo crowd...stop being such a statement. 'cause your not...
people include : anyone with a livewhorenal account, or anyo9ne who is dumb enough to stand up for what they believe in.

by coolification December 6, 2004