Sober Shark

When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.

Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.

by Mike & Nick January 8, 2009

Sober Sitter

Someone who volunteers to keep an eye on someone who is intoxicated. They are always sober, or at least have control over themselves and are able to "sit" (babysit) the intoxicated person to prevent them from accidentally harming themselves (from falling and such). They should be someone trustworthy. This practice is recommended for strong mind-altering psychedelic drugs, such as Salvia, Phencycladine, Jimson Weed, and Ketamine.

Synonym: SS, SS Guard

Hey will you be my sober sitter? I really wanna try salvia.
Sure man, whatever.

by N8Duff July 6, 2008

kentucky sober

only doing your friends drugs to save money.

sorry i’ve been so distant lately, im kentucky sober. can we smoke at your place?

by analhandle October 17, 2022

sober mode

A temporary state of seriousness, intelligence, and coherence, occasionally achieved by someone high or drunk

Hey dude, your parents are calling, sober mode real quick.

by spadefish April 5, 2008

Somer

/suh•mer/ Not to be confused with that blonde cunt, Summer. What we have here is a total sweetheart. Don't call her that though, because she wants people to know she's tough as nails. She may be a bit ditzy at times but make no mistake, she's a closet brainiac. Feed her often and shower her with big hugs. Somer is the sunshine that can light up even the darkest of your days!

Why in the bloody fuck is it so bright in here? Oh, Somer just walked in.

by Beadyeyedbuttchugger October 28, 2020

Sobberbate

The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.

Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.

It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.

by MassIndulgence June 29, 2022

California Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana and alcohol.

"No thanks," Jane said as Paul racked up lines of cocaine, "I'm California Sober this month."

by CPaigeS December 10, 2016