schenectady snort

This is all the rage among young drug addicted mothers in Schenectady. It is an event like none other, in which a woman snorts a line of cocaine off of her infant. This can only be done with an infant as when the child reaches toddler-hood, it is considered sharing. Once relegated to the coke-whore sub culture, it has been brought to the forefront by the news media in light of the one successful prostitution sting conducted this year by the worlds most corrupt police department, Schenectady's finest. Unfortunately, this is not Vegas, so what happens here does not stay here. Look for this activity to come to a town near you....

Once at a party, I saw a girl attempt to perform a Schenectady snort....and she almost dropped her baby!

by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007

snorter

Something exceptional, well above average, great.

What did you think of that joke?
I loved it. It was a fucking snorter!

by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008

Sorton

A good download manager, commonly used with "goodly"

Are you even downloading with Sorton?
Yes I'm always "goodly downloading with Sorton"

by Molodo April 9, 2020

giggle snort

To giggle and snort at the same time because of a joke.

Ella giggle snorted when I told her I was gay.

by j12345p February 11, 2013

wet snort

When a girl takes her high heel off and uses it to put all of a guys seamen in a line and then snorts it like cocaine

When Gerald finished cumming, his wife Hilda, got up, took off her heel, and did a wet snort off of the coffee table.

by Mr. Wetsnort July 7, 2019

Snortport

Nickname for Northport, NY because of high drug use.

yo snortport got some ill yayo

by iSNIFFoxycottin June 26, 2009

rip snorter

Brilliant, great, fantastic.

That was a rip snorter of a piss up last night mate!

by Sambolini January 4, 2007