shameless shitter

someone who doesn't give a shit! they will shit LOUDLY in a public restroom, without worrying about who might hear them! the shitting is accompanied by loud farting, grunting and plops.they often don't flush, either,so everyone can enjoy the fruits of their labor.

did you hear that shameless shitter in the restroom? omg! that was NASTY!!!!! i hope they at least flushed!

by da trick biatch March 2, 2006

Sober Sitter

Someone who volunteers to keep an eye on someone who is intoxicated. They are always sober, or at least have control over themselves and are able to "sit" (babysit) the intoxicated person to prevent them from accidentally harming themselves (from falling and such). They should be someone trustworthy. This practice is recommended for strong mind-altering psychedelic drugs, such as Salvia, Phencycladine, Jimson Weed, and Ketamine.

Synonym: SS, SS Guard

Hey will you be my sober sitter? I really wanna try salvia.
Sure man, whatever.

by N8Duff July 6, 2008

shitter

A player who's extremely bad at a game and/or lacking the skill set to make his team succeed. Seen in competitive games such as CS:GO, League of Legends, Rainbow Six: Siege, Overwatch etc.

Commonly used in 4chan's /v/ and /vg/ boards.

I solo queued csgo yesterday but we lost because of a dumb shitter on our team who went 0-0-12.

by Anonymous May 30, 2019

pimp skitters

An affliction pimps suffer from as a result of their poor diet based primarily on greasy street food eaten standing.

"Man, I don't know why I've got the pimp skitters today. All I had was two hot dogs, a slice of pizza, a bottle of wine, two cheeseburgers and a coke."

by Roast Beef July 3, 2006

Pet Shitter

Person paid to take pets out just for "physiologic functions" trip to park when you are not around.

Dude: Oh.. Finally I'm gonna take some weekend off.
Dude's friend: What about your dog?
Dude: it's been taken care of. I've got Pet Shitter service booked already.
Dude's Friend: Everything's all right then.

synonyms: dog shitter

by mave73 January 24, 2009

mad shitter

A Mad Shitter will generally defecate in unusual areas such as hallways, offices, workshops, and the like. Such actions are meant either as amusing pranks, or as a method of retribution. There are references to the Mad Shitter in Stephen Coonts's Flight of the Intruder.

The Mad Shitter struck again! There's a giant turd on the boss's desk!

by dumpzilla August 29, 2006

shittered

drunk, stoned, pissed out of one's tree, hammered, etc

holy fuck, i was just shittered last night!

by Jenny August 3, 2004