shitass

One who is young and unruly; someone who has not yet learned to wipe properly.

Get over here ya little shitass, 'fore I whoop the shit outta ya and then whoop ya for shittin!

by Rolando September 9, 2003

shitastic

sarcastic term for not so fantastic

That stamp collection is shitastic.

by molestword August 25, 2008

Jimmy Smits

Famous Latino Actor

Popular slang used to discretely refer to lesbians

Peter: Did you see Jimmy Smits over there?

Bill: Hey yeah, yeah that was pretty cool.

by Mikal Honcho March 30, 2008

Smithsburg Gangsta

Someone who thinks they are a gangsta, but live in a small town.

Hey look at that kid with his hate tilted sideways. What a Smithsburg gangsta.

by Ace326 November 12, 2011

shitass squad

an instagram meme page cult infamous for sharing edgy memes, regularly holding satanic rituals, and raiding political hashtags.

person a: aaah! help me i'm being held at gunpoint by a meme page!
person b: hmmm... they are probably a part of the Shitass Squad.

by asukablmacab September 4, 2020

shitasmia

A blend of vertigo, disgust, anger and embarrassment, such as felt when watching one of Microsoft's spectacularly cringeworthy "Windows 7 Launch Party" videos.

Coined by Charlie Brooker writing for the Guardian.

Did you see Microsoft's Windows 7 launch party video? It was shitasmic!

I have the most awful case of shitasmia from cringing so much at the goofy acting in that show.

by Heath Raftery November 3, 2009

Smitts Pong

An alternative to beer pong; it includes 2 players, ping pong paddles, ping pong balls, lots of beer, and cigarettes (which do not have to be smoked). Each player puts a can of beer on their side, at the same spot respective to each player. Cigarettes are stuck upright in the opening of the cap. The players volley until you strike the can, in which the other player has to take a gulp of beer; if the cigarette is knocked over, the player has to drink the rest of the beer. Play until content with drunkenness. 'Smitts" comes from the combination of the two original players last names who invented it.

Hey man, want to play some Smitts Pong with me? its the new shit screw beer pong.

by Spying_Fuzzball November 27, 2011