Snaffler

Someone who will screwover/steal from friends to enjoy his own person consumption of marijunana

"I bought a 50 bag off paddy the other day, but I only got 40 worth", "that Snaffler must have been scrouging on the bud"

by Snafflerino June 3, 2009

Scaffle

Verb.
To stab someone in the eye with a dull pencil or pencil eraser.
Can be used in the past tense. Scaffled.

Tom through a paper at me so I scaffled him.
Dude, why's your eye bleeding? Did you get scaffled?

by HRHAnastasia February 23, 2011

Swaffle

To slap your dick across someone's face.

Tom gave Jill a swaffle during sex last night.

by Mad_Hatter1590 May 17, 2018

Snaffle

To snaffle: to steal, usually food, in a sneaky manner, often accompanied by the sound "yoink".

I was walking into the kitchen when i found someone snaffling the chocolate raisins! =0

by Loocie July 15, 2005

spaffle

lubing a chick back up by spitting on her pussy

"Damn, this chicks drying up....I'll just fix it with a little spaffle"

by Dippin Dave March 22, 2007

Swaffle

The act of hitting ones face with your half erected/fully erected penis. Should be done with caution because it can result in eye injury and you could lose your eyeballs.

“Wow dude, Ryan totally swaffled Brendon last night”

by Gaypoptartmami February 22, 2019

swaffledinkle

It's something that is unexplainable

Have you ever been swaffledinkle about the wheather?

by [e-mail] November 27, 2018